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grief counselor
An unlicensed, self-proclaimed "mental health professional" in the business of selling graves, burial vaults, coffins, and expensive funerals to those stricken with the loss of a loved one. A few who call themselves by this title may be licensed counselors or psychotherapists, but these, alas, usually have nothing to sell aside from time, good advice, and a compassionate ear.